So, apparently there’s this “tomlyn nutri cal high calorie dietary cat supplement” that’s supposedly turning lazy cats into mini bodybuilders overnight. Has anyone actually tried it, or is it just another peddler’s attempt to make our furballs look like welcome-to-the-fitness-club mascots? My cat has clearly mastered the art of frolicking in the sun and snoozing through the day, so I’m curious if this supplement is the well-timed wake-up call for her metabolism—or just another outrageous idea to make us feel guilty about our feline’s sedentary lifestyle. Also, seriously, are we just one miracle pill away from turning whiny fur piles into trim, high-performance acrobats? Let me know if someone has crossed the line from “cat food curiosity” to “feline fitness fanaticism.”