So, I’ve been staring down the barrel of my domestic cat’s diet—and honestly, it’s starting to feel like running a Michelin-star restaurant for someone who only eats off the floor. Do these so-called “balanced” commercial cat foods actually balance nutrition, or am I just feeding my furry diva a mixture of dried crunch and barely disguised cardboard? My cat gives me the kind of look that screams, “Is that all you’ve got? I’ve had better meals in a dumpster!”
Am I supposed to whip up a gourmet feast of organic, ethically-sourced salmon mousse every day to appease his finicky palate? Or is there some science-backed, less soul-crushing alternative that doesn’t require me to moonlight as a culinary genius? Seriously, if I wanted to babysit a pet that demands five-star dining, I’d have adopted a food critic instead.
What do you all feed your picky overlords, and are there any hacks to boost the nutritional value without needing a degree in pet gastronomy? Let’s trade secrets before my cat starts charging reservations.