So, apparently my cat has downgraded her taste from gourmet to Purina One—as if switching from Michelin-star meals to fast food is a step down. Has anyone else tried to justify this culinary leap for their feline overlord? I’m half expecting her to start asking for a side of gravy or a tiny sommelier to complement her dinner. Is Purina One really nutritionally “superior” (or at least less likely to turn my living room into a hairball horror show), or am I just feeding her processed kibble while she plots world domination in her sleep? Any insights or humorous war stories from fellow pet parents?