Is Optimizor dog food the canine equivalent of “gourmet” airline meals, or should I brace myself for dramatic side-eye from my four-legged food critic? Anyone here actually seen their dog’s fur start to shine or is it still just “shiny” in the marketing brochure? Bonus: does it deliver on its promise or will Buddy still try to bargain for a bite of my burger anyway? Let’s hear your hot takes, folks!